- Reggie Kostas: [to Becker] Besides, when did YOU become a dating expert? The last woman I saw you with was ticketing your car!
- Willie: [to Becker, who's digging through the trash to find the phone number he threw away] Don't waste your time, doctor won't see ya unless ya take a shower first.
- Reggie Kostas: [to her irrepressibly optimistic date] Look, what ARE you, a Keebler elf? Did you grow up in a tree, making cookies?
- Dr. John Becker: Morning, Reggie, can I get a cup of coffee?
- Reggie Kostas: Morning, Becker - I'm about to make you a very happy man.
- Dr. John Becker: Did somebody else make the coffee?
- Dr. John Becker: The problem with blind dates is that you end up going out with the kind of people who go on blind dates.
- Linda: I CAN'T kick him out, I'm supposed to be helping him! It's like that saying: I cried because I had no shoes, and then I met a man.
- Margaret Wyborn: [Frowns, and then, suggestively] I cried because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet...
- Linda: No, I think I'd remember that.