- Jake Malinak: You know, when I was 15, I had a relationship with a woman twice my age.
- Dr. John Becker: Yeah, she was 30. That was hot. This woman was hot *in* the thirties.
- Chris Connor: I don't know, John. A woman her age sounds like the perfect match. She's hard of hearing; she'll think you're delightful.
- Bob: Yeah, and she probably doesn't see that well, so she'll think you're handsome.
- Margaret Wyborn: She's already lived through the depression, so she'll probably think you're fun.
- Linda: I told Kevin I'd meet him after the funeral, so I have to find a black dress that says both, "Bon Voyage" and "Welcome Aboard".