- Bob: [to choking victim] Lady, a little tip: cut it chew it, swallow it - we've been doing it for years.
- Dr. John Becker: And then, as she was leaving, she thanked God!
- Margaret Wyborn: That's not weird; practically everyone who walks away from you thanks God!
- Bob: [On phone] Come on, officer, this woman made me cookies, she brought me mittens - she's a dangerous psychopath! Yes, I can describe her: about 5'-1", 85 lbs, kind of a sweet face - but she's scary as hell! Is somebody laughing? Am I on speaker phone? Oh, very funny!
- Reggie Kostas: Did you hear that? She's not a stalker, she's a nun!
- Jake Malinak: I went to Catholic school; he might prefer a stalker.
- Katherine: Yes, I'm a nun; I usually don't tell people at first because they tend to treat me with kid gloves. Obviously you don't have that problem.