- Dr. John Becker: Linda, don't you ever think before you talk.
- Linda: No, I like to hear it first with everyone else!
- Linda: You don't have to bite my head off!
- [Walks away]
- Margaret Wyborn: [Mutters to herself] Like I need more empty calories!
- Margaret Wyborn: [to Becker] What do you want to do, flush him down the toilet like Linda's goldfish?
- Linda: Hey, you said Goldie went to live on a farm!
- Dr. John Becker: [Setting urn on Reggie's counter] Oh, some patient left me his ashes.
- Reggie Kostas: Ooh, Becker, get it off the counter - it's unsanitary!
- Dr. John Becker: He's dead; your counter can't do him any harm.
- Margaret Wyborn: Oh, and I heard you in here... Don't talk to the urn, it's weird!
- [Walking out]
- Dr. John Becker: I wasn't talking to the urn!
- [to urn]
- Dr. John Becker: Can you believe her?