The Ben Stiller Show (TV Series)

On Melrose Avenue (1992)

Janeane Garofalo: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Tabitha Soren : The censorship battle over rap star Ice Man McGee's latest release is heating up. A Los Angeles man by the name of Doug Szathkey is protesting Ice Man's new hit single, 'Kill Doug Szathkey.'

• Gen. Douglas MacArthur : Come on Stacy, shake those cobwebs loose.

  B Minus Time Traveler : July 7, 1941, a dayyy that will live in infamy.

  [General MacArthur gives a disapproving look] 

  B Minus Time Traveler : September 12, 1941, a dayyy that will live in...

  [whines] 

  B Minus Time Traveler : Come on, General MacArthur, they both sound right.

  Gen. Douglas MacArthur : How could you forget the day Pearl Harbor was bombed?

  B Minus Time Traveler : Well, it was like, super easy to cheat in that class, cuz I had this friend Stacy, we had this system rigged where you would write it...

  [the General stare sternly] 

  B Minus Time Traveler : on... your... arm...