The Ben Stiller Show (TV Series)

With Sarah Jessica Parker (1992)

Bob Odenkirk: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Woman : Dear Charles, I have three rambunctious children. How do you remove a tomato stain from a Persian rug?

  Charles Manson : You can't get a stain out! You think I'm the stain. They say Charlie is a stain and they tried to rub me out and put me in a jail cell. Only you don't- you just spread me around, more! I'm inside your children. I'm a stain all out there in the world. I'm not just locked up. You're locked up in the prison. I'm free. I'm fly - I'm...

  [flaps arms] 

  Charles Manson : ...floating around and looking around. I like it up here. You should try some lemon juice.