The Bernie Mac Show (TV Series)
Here to Stay (2001)
Bernie Mac: Bernie 'Mac' McCullough
Quotes
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Bernie "Mac" McCullough : Stop eating my Famous Amos!
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Wanda McCullough : Until you treat those kids like they're wanted, below this line
[draws line on her waist]
Wanda McCullough : off limits.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : But that's Bernie Mac's Puffs! Takin' away below the belt. Now THAT'S below the belt. It's extortion, I tell you, and I'm not having it. You can't blackmail this black male. Bernie Mac strong.
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Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : [after finding out Jordan bought a telescope with money Bernie gave him for medicine] You little sneak. You think this is funny? You in big troubles with me, young man. I mean big trouble.
Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins : You can't punish him.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : Watch and see if I don't!
Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins : You just mad 'cause he played you.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : He didn't play me, he stole from me. The boy stole. It's called the way it is.
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Wanda McCullough : You could have at least given Jordan dessert before you sent him to his room.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : The boy should have bought some cookies when he went on that spending spree.
Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins : He did.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : What you way?
Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins : Nothing, Warden.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : You can go right in the room and join him!