The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
A Bundle for Britain (1968)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
Quotes
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Milburn Drysdale : [Presents Jed with a gift] With my compliments.
Jed Clampett : Well doggies! Would you look at that?... What is it?
Milburn Drysdale : It's a genuine imported Oriental magic music maker.
Jethro Bodine : Hot dog! A Japanese transistor radio!
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Jed Clampett : We was just wonderin' how everybody was gettin' along over there.
John Faversham : Quite well, sir, thank you, considering the fact that we're running the castle with a skeleton staff.
Jed Clampett : They got trouble alright. Their servants are down to skin and bones.
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Jed Clampett : They done sold Queen Mary to Long Beach.
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John Faversham : It's only her majesty's ships that have been sold.
Jed Clampett : Oh. Things ain't quite as bad as we thought, but they're hurtin' for money alright. The Queen sold her navy.
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Jed Clampett : Mr. Drysdale, I know you been totin' a crushin' burden, but I got good news for you.
Milburn Drysdale : Good news?
Jed Clampett : I'm goin' to take my $80 million outa your bank. Fetch in the wheelbarrow, Granny. Well Doggies! It worked already.
[Mr. Drysdale has passed out on the floor]
Jed Clampett : He's sure sleepin' now isn't he?
Daisy Moses : Just like a baby.
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Montrose : Would you like to buy Hong Kong?
Daisy Moses : That's that big ape that carried off Faye Wray.
Montrose : Hong Kong is on the coast of China.
Jed Clampett : Well, to tell the truth, I ain't too keen on buyin' a Chinese ape.
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Jed Clampett : Sold me Canada for $80 million and a handful of cash.
Daisy Moses : You bought Canada, Jed?
Jed Clampett : It's Jethro that deserved the credit. Hadn't been for him, I mighta would up with Borneo. Mr. Drysdale, why don't you and Miss Jane...
[Mr. Drysdale has passed out]
Jed Clampett : Well Doggies! All it takes to catch him up on his sleep is a little good news.