Blackadder (TV Series)
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Brian Blessed: King Richard IV
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Quotes
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King Richard IV : [laughs] Ah, Harry, the gentle art of diplomacy! But you well know where the real secret of diplomacy lies, don't you, my boy...
Harry, Prince of Wales : Well, actually, I don't, Father, but I would like to know.
King Richard IV : [points to Harry's groin] There.
Harry, Prince of Wales : [lifts his robes] Are you sure? I can't imagine anything of any real interest down there.
King Richard IV : Let me explain. What's that for?
Harry, Prince of Wales : Well, a couple of things...
King Richard IV : Correct, and one of those things is...?
Harry, Prince of Wales : Best not mentioned, really.
King Richard IV : Right! And the other is fornication!
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[Richard IV hands over an ornate container]
King Richard IV : Chiswick. Give this to the Queen of Naples.
Lord Chiswick : What is it my Lord?
King Richard IV : The King of Naples.
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King Richard IV : Chiswick, remind me to send flowers to the King of France in sympathy for the of his son.
Lord Chiswick : The one you had beheaded, my lord...
King Richard IV : Yes, that's the fellow.
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3rd & 4th Messengers : My Lord, news: the Swiss have invaded France.
King Richard IV : Excellent!
[to one of his men who is standing in attendance]
King Richard IV : Wessex, while they're away, take ten thousand troops and pillage Geneva.
Lord Chiswick : But the Swiss are our allies, My Lord.
King Richard IV : Oh yes... Well, er, get them to dress up as Germans, will you?
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King Richard IV : [clapping his hands] Where is she? Where is she? Where is Princess Leia?
[Edmund eyes the four beautiful ladies in the room and waits patiently. Princess Leia enters]
King Richard IV : Ah, good. Good!
[to Edmund, who is surprised to see that Princess Leia is a child]
King Richard IV : Husband, meet your new wife.
Princess Leia of Hungary : [very pleased] Hello Edmund.
Prince Edmund : [looking displeased] Hello.
Princess Leia of Hungary : [suddenly looking displeased] Are we getting married now?
Prince Edmund : [slightly happier] Yes. Yes, I believe we are.
Princess Leia of Hungary : Come on then.
[Princess Leia takes Edmund's hand]