Black Books (TV Series)
Elephants and Hens (2004)
Pandora Colin: Claire
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Quotes
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Fran : [the girls have a group hug until Fran breaks it, bee-lining for her bag] Now... BOOZE!
Becky : [Fran unpacks two wine bottles and places them on the table. Becky looks disappointed] Oh.
Claire : [Hesitant] Is that enough?
Tanya : [Fran unpacks three more wine bottles and places them on the table. Tanya is excited] Oh great! We've got loads!
Fran : [Fran unpacks arm-fulls of wine and covers the table with them while her friends look on in shock]
Tanya : [Sarcastically] Did you bring anything else, Doctor Death?
Fran : Just this...
[Fran holds up a large wine bottle marked 'Life Cry' with a wounded polar bear on the label]
Claire : [Claire stares in disbelief] Oh god. 'Life Cry'.
Becky : [Becky stares in horror] I haven't seen that since our school reunion.
Fran : [Fran gives them a wicked smile as she lovingly cradles the bottle] Ahhh. You always know you're in for a good night when there a polar bear bleeding on the label.
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Claire : I've got a job and a family.
Tanya : I've got a career.
Becky : And I'm getting married.
Tanya : And you're still the same old Auntie Millicent.
Fran : Who's Auntie Millicent?
Claire : It's what we used to call you, because we knew you'd turn into a crazy spinster!
Tanya : And you have! Hanging out with those two freaks from the bookshop.
Becky : Oh it was wasn't it! Auntie Millicent who lived in the crooked house.
Claire : With lots of cats!