Black Books (TV Series)
Fever (2002)
Tamsin Greig: Fran
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Quotes
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Fran : If I told you the walls of my flat were actually moving in, would you think I was mad?
Bernard : No, I would ask you to come 'round and look after my small children.
Fran : Look, if you don't believe me you can come 'round and we'll watch the walls.
Manny : Don't be ridiculous. You'll be staying in watching the thermometer with me, won't you Bernard?
Bernard : Oh, I dunno, walls, thermometers, it's an impossible decision. I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.
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Fran : You bastard! You nine-sided whore!
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Bernard : You've got yourself a case, you should get a lawyer.
Manny : Expensive though. Maybe get someone to pretend to be a lawyer.
Bernard : Yeah, get someone who's a bit like a lawyer - arrogant, cruel, crooked, a real bastard.
[Manny and Fran stare at Bernard]
Bernard : No, I'm not doing it.
Fran : Oh, go on! And then when you get a girlfriend, I'll give you a reference! I'll lie, I'll say you were... okay.
Bernard : Alright, deal.
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Fran : You can forget your summer bunny, mister.
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Fran : Well if you don't believe me you can come round tonight and we'll watch the wall!
Manny : Don't be ridiculous;we'll be staying in watching the thermometer,won't we Bernard?
Bernard : I don't know,it's an impossible choice;walls,thermometers,I just have to hope when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.
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Fran : [to Bernard] You bastard! You nine-sided whore!
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Fran : Yes, I'm offering you me. To enjoy like an Éclair, or a Day at the Zoo.