Black Books (TV Series)

Manny Come Home (2004)

Bill Bailey: Manny

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Quotes 

• Manny : No, wait a minute. This is all about you, isn't it Fran? You're being totally selfish. Why can't you let us have our vicious, soul-destroying break up in peace.

  Bernard : He's right. We are in pieces and you don't care about anything except having somewhere to hang around.

  Manny : Uh, thanks.

  Bernard : Not at all. It's never going to be like it was Fran.

  Manny : Never! I agree.

  Bernard : We agree. Manny and I are opposed on every point.

  Manny : Well put.

  Bernard : Thank you.

  Manny : My pleasure.

• Bernard : Haven't you got other friends to annoy? Why don't you go and persecute them?

  Manny : Yeah, society lady? How come you went to Cornwall on your own?

  Fran : I've got friends.

  Bernard : Well, go to them.

  Fran : I will.

  Manny : Don't let us stop you.

  Fran : I won't.

• Evan : One of our valued younger customers has blocked up the toilet with monster munch. I need that toilet back in play. How can we make that happen? How can we solve that as a team?

  Manny : Well, we could phone for a plumb...

  Evan : [hands Manny a bucket and rubber gloves]  Go team!

• Bernard : [upon evicting Manny]  Up with this I will not put. Pack and begone!

  Manny : Bernard, No! Look at yourself, who's going to look after you? You can't live on the mushrooms in your hair!

  Bernard : I'm fine!

  [pulls a mushroom from behind his ear and eats it] 

• Manny : I'm not going back. I've got respect and responsibility. I've got a 'duty to do'.