Black Books (TV Series)
Manny Come Home (2004)
Dylan Moran: Bernard Black
Quotes
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Bernard : [Evan has come to get Manny] Get your own human plaything!
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Bernard : Up with this I will not put!
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Fran : Where's Manny?
Bernard : Him? He left. That's what happens when you love someone and nurture them and take care of them.
Fran : You mean you fired him.
Bernard : There may have been an incident involving a hand and a kitchen item and maybe the item was a sandwich toaster and maybe the hand was Manny's and maybe I introduced them to one another.
Fran : So he's gone.
Bernard : Oh no, he still sleeps here, burrowed in like the little tick he is. But he leaves every day. Every day is another betrayal.
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Manny : No, wait a minute. This is all about you, isn't it Fran? You're being totally selfish. Why can't you let us have our vicious, soul-destroying break up in peace.
Bernard : He's right. We are in pieces and you don't care about anything except having somewhere to hang around.
Manny : Uh, thanks.
Bernard : Not at all. It's never going to be like it was Fran.
Manny : Never! I agree.
Bernard : We agree. Manny and I are opposed on every point.
Manny : Well put.
Bernard : Thank you.
Manny : My pleasure.
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Bernard : Don't ask questions, just do it! And clean this place up, it's a disgrace! And polish the stair rails! De-louse the duvet! Tumble dry our doilies! And hoover the roof! And whistle down the chimneys!
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[Bernard and Fran are spying on Manny who is now working for a rival bookstore]
Bernard : Look at him! He's half Iago, Half Fu Manchu, all bastard!
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Bernard : Manny, I'm sorry... I'm sorry I ever let you in here, to rob me of my best years before leaving me a burnt out husk.
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Bernard : Get your own Human Plaything!