Black Books (TV Series)

Manny Come Home (2004)

Simon Pegg: Evan

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Quotes 

• Evan : Don't eat muffins when I'm developing you.

• Evan : I took a risk when I hired you, Manny. Many people would have said 'Who is this rudderless hippy? How do I get away from him? Has he got a hunting knife strapped to his shin?'

• Evan : What do you see when you look at me, Manny? I'll tell you what. You see me and you think to yourself, "Hey! There's Evan. He's a young guy. He listens to the Stereophonics, he rides a scooter - LETS SEE HOW FAR I CAN PUSH HIM!"

• Evan : Manny, in two years you could have been deputy-junior-sub-assistant! But you're not! You're here, rolling around on the ground like the worm you are!

• Evan : One of our valued younger customers has blocked up the toilet with monster munch. I need that toilet back in play. How can we make that happen? How can we solve that as a team?

  Manny : Well, we could phone for a plumb...

  Evan : [hands Manny a bucket and rubber gloves]  Go team!