Black Books (TV Series)

The Blackout (2000)

Dylan Moran: Bernard Black

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Quotes 

• Bernard : [describing his friends Gerald and Sarah]  And she's an interior designer, she's on that show "Pet Surprise".

  Manny : Haven't heard of it.

  Bernard : You know, you know. They take the dog out for a walk, he thinks it's a normal walk and when he gets back the kennels got a patio and french doors!

  Manny : Ah yeah...

  Bernard : And he's like, "Oh my god!"

• Bernard : So I go to the toilet in your wicker chair, it's a faux pas.

• Bernard : This is about dignity!

  [falls off the steps and breaks his arm] 

• Bernard : I'm a happy-go-lucky scamp.

• Bernard : How can you blank someone in an ambulance?

• Fran : I want Manny in on this. Manny!

  Bernard : No, don't. He's no use to anyone. He stayed up all night with his birthday presents. A complete set of The Sweeney and an espresso machine.