Black Books (TV Series)
The Entertainer (2002)
Dylan Moran: Bernard Black
Quotes
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Bernard : [to Fran] You! What have you been telling Kate? She thinks I'm the renaissance. I have to go along with all this "reclusive genius" stuff... she's going to be very upset when she finds out I'm a reclusive wanker.
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Manny : I want the weekend off. I want a life.
Bernard : This is life! We suffer and slave and expire. That's it!
Manny : We have needs! Fran wants to learn the piano, I want some time to myself, you want to go out with a girl...
Bernard : Don't make me laugh... bitterly. Fran will fail, you'll toil your life away, and I'll die alone, upside down on the floor of a pub toilet.
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Bernard : [to Fran] You! What did you say to Kate? She thinks I'm the renaissance.
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Bernard : You. What did you say to Kate? She thinks I'm the renaissance. She'll think I've lied, I had to go along with all this reclusive genius stuff. She'll be really upset when she finds out I'm a reclusive wanker.
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Bernard : Beat it, flaps.