Black Books (TV Series)

The Fixer (2002)

Ricky Grover: Danny Spudge

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• Fran : So *you're* the one who can't read, hmm? Sit down.

  Danny Spudge : What?

  Fran : I *said* sit down. And you can take that stupid look off your big head. Now. We've drawn an 'A', haven't we. What is it?

  Danny Spudge : It's an 'A'. I wanna go to the toilet.

  Fran : Shut up. Not until you can read this. Nibbly Pig got on a bus.

  Manny : [hiding with Bernard]  She's playing with fire. He's not ready for Nibbly Pig.

• Danny Spudge : It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

• Danny Spudge : I feel a bit woozy. I always get dizzy before the screams. Before the air is full of gizzards and tendons. The hair. The blood. It'll pass in a mo'. And then, I'm going to rip... .