Blackadder the Third (TV Series)

Duel and Duality (1987)

Stephen Fry: The Duke of Wellington, a famous soldier

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• Wellington : What in the name of Bonaparte's balls is this fellow doing?

• Blackadder : When will the killing end?

  Wellington : You don't think I too dream of peace? You don't think I too yearn to end this damned dirty job we call soldiering?

  Blackadder : Frankly, No.

• Blackadder : One point, sir. I should, perhaps, warn you that while duelling I tend to put on my lucky wig and regimental accent.

  Wellington : That won't help you. It would take a homicidal maniac in a claymore and a kilt to get the better of me!

  Blackadder : Well that's handy.

• The Duke of Wellington : There's only one way to win a campaign: shout, shout and shout again!