Jeff Foxworthy: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Tina Tackett : Daddy, we buried Mama today.

  Papaw : We buried a set of teeth!

  Terry Tackett : Why did we spend $600 to bury a set of teeth? We could've just wrapped them in a Kleenex and buried her in a Tupperware box.

  Papaw : They weren't even hers! We buried somebody else's teeth!

  Tina Tackett : Daddy! When Mama bent down to light her cigarette on the stove she blew up the house and all they found of her was her teeth.

  Papaw : You believe what you want to believe, but she's out there somewhere!

• Papaw : [to Tina about her mother]  When you were 8 years old, you asked for Santa Claus to kill her.

  Maude Tackett : Me too.

  Terry Tackett : Well it took a little while, but it looks like ol' Santa came through.