Blue Collar TV (TV Series)
Funerals (2004)
Larry the Cable Guy: Various Characters
Quotes
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Tina Tackett : Daddy, we buried Mama today.
Papaw : We buried a set of teeth!
Terry Tackett : Why did we spend $600 to bury a set of teeth? We could've just wrapped them in a Kleenex and buried her in a Tupperware box.
Papaw : They weren't even hers! We buried somebody else's teeth!
Tina Tackett : Daddy! When Mama bent down to light her cigarette on the stove she blew up the house and all they found of her was her teeth.
Papaw : You believe what you want to believe, but she's out there somewhere!
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Papaw : [to Tina about her mother] When you were 8 years old, you asked for Santa Claus to kill her.
Maude Tackett : Me too.
Terry Tackett : Well it took a little while, but it looks like ol' Santa came through.