- Inspector Monica Draper: [the dog Clancy found has given birth to a litter of puppies] have you thought of a name for the dog yet, Clancy?
- Clancy Freeman: [proudly] yeah, Monica, and she's a bitch
- Inspector Monica Draper: [glaring at Sr. Const. Nick Shultz] is this your idea of a joke, senior?
- Sr. Const. Nicholas 'Nick' Schultz: [smirking] no, not me Senior Sergeant Draper