The Bob Cummings Show (TV Series)
Bob Butters Beck, Beck Butters Better (1958)
Rosemary DeCamp: Margaret MacDonald
Quotes
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[Margaret and Chuck try to get Bob to manipulate disc jockey Fred Beck]
Bob Collins : Margaret, men cannot be flattered like women.
Margaret MacDonald : They can't?
Bob Collins : Of course not. They're far too intelligent to swallow it.
[Margaret and Chuck wink knowingly to each other]
Margaret MacDonald : Well, I admit no ordinary fellow could convince him, but Bob, nobody could call you ordinary.
Chuck MacDonald : Well, that's true, Uncle Bob. You're the greatest.
Margaret MacDonald : I always said it was a great loss to politics when you chose photography, because a spellbinder like you could sway millions.
Chuck MacDonald : Yeah, Uncle Bob could'a been governor.
Margaret MacDonald : He could have been senator.
Chuck MacDonald : Yeah, even president.
Bob Collins : Oh, hold it, who do you two think you're kidding! Please give me credit for a little intelligence.
[he pauses, gathering up his false modesty]
Bob Collins : I couldn't be elected president. I'm a bachelor.