Dwayne Hickman: Chuck MacDonald

Quotes 

• [Margaret and Chuck try to get Bob to manipulate disc jockey Fred Beck] 

  Bob Collins : Margaret, men cannot be flattered like women.

  Margaret MacDonald : They can't?

  Bob Collins : Of course not. They're far too intelligent to swallow it.

  [Margaret and Chuck wink knowingly to each other] 

  Margaret MacDonald : Well, I admit no ordinary fellow could convince him, but Bob, nobody could call you ordinary.

  Chuck MacDonald : Well, that's true, Uncle Bob. You're the greatest.

  Margaret MacDonald : I always said it was a great loss to politics when you chose photography, because a spellbinder like you could sway millions.

  Chuck MacDonald : Yeah, Uncle Bob could'a been governor.

  Margaret MacDonald : He could have been senator.

  Chuck MacDonald : Yeah, even president.

  Bob Collins : Oh, hold it, who do you two think you're kidding! Please give me credit for a little intelligence.

  [he pauses, gathering up his false modesty] 

  Bob Collins : I couldn't be elected president. I'm a bachelor.