Quotes
James Cagney, Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, Vivian Vance, William Frawley, Diana Dors, Don Larsen
The Bob Hope Show
- Herself - Guest: [defensive] What are you talking about? I give you a kiss every day.
- Himself - Host: I know, but this is October. You just kissed me through Lincoln's Birthday.
- Herself - Guest: We've got termites!
- Himself - Host: [after his hat comes flying out of the closet where a seal is hidden] One of them must pitch for Cleveland.
- Himself - Host: You're always helping, like when we went on our honeymoon. You thought we'd be lonesome so you invited your mother along.
- Herself - Guest: I was just trying to help.
- Himself - Host: Who were you helping? You're father?
- Herself - Guest: [to Fred, played by Desi Arnaz] Well Fred, I didn't recognize you. You look like a new man. Took off a little weight, put on a little hair.