Jason Alexander: Bob Patterson

Quotes 

• Bob Patterson : I selflessly give up myself to others... and I wanna be rewarded!

• Vic : Plan B, Bob, is judge number two, Mrs. Laurie Evans. Now, word on the street is she's an insatiable sex machine. you give her what she wants, she'll give you what you need.

  [slaps a photo of an old lady on the door; ten seconds of laughter from the audience] 

  Bob Patterson : Well, what I need is to to forget I ever saw that photo.