- Denny Crane: Do you believe in God, Doctor?
- Dr. Amanda Gerard: I do.
- Denny Crane: "God is my witness." That's what it says in the oath. I like to think God watches over me, too... Except, of course, in the privacy of my bedroom committing lewd acts.
- Judge Dale Wallace: Mr. Crane.
- Paul Lewiston: Let me make this simple for you, Mister Shore.
- Alan Shore: Please, call me Alan, I feel we've grown close.
- Paul Lewiston: You will be present in court at the table because your sudden absence would send a strange message to the jury that might compromise our case, but Denny will ask the questions. If you attempt to ask the witness anything at all, you will be fired.
- Alan Shore: There's a legal term for this. Ah, yes, "Oooooh."
- Lori Colson: We've broken the code. How we found out, we won't reveal. That protects you and protects Tara.
- Andrew Forbes: And you profit from her deception.
- Lori Colson: We profit somewhat from her deception, combined with your stupidity.
- Alan Shore: So the clerk will swear you in, you'll take an oath to God. But as a scientist, you are bound to an even higher standard. To believe in God, all you need is faith. To believe in science, you need to see the truth.