Boston Legal (TV Series)

An Eye for an Eye (2004)

James Spader: Alan Shore

Quotes 

• Alan Shore : One last proposal. And it's entirely possible I'm kidding, by the way, depending upon your reaction. $300,000 - sealed. We kick back 50 to you, under the table.

  Attorney Braxton Mason : Mr. Shore, I guarantee you I am not that kind of attorney.

  Alan Shore : Really? Gosh, I am.

  Attorney Braxton Mason : I should report you directly to the Bar, if not the District Attorney.

  Alan Shore : Well, if that's how you feel, then I *was* kidding.

• Night Court Judge : Would you care to explain to me why two attorneys are out cavorting with a prostitute?

  Tara Wilson : [dressed as Robin the Boy Wonder]  We needed somebody to be Catwoman.

  Alan Shore : [dressed as Batman]  Someone with a whip.

• Paul Lewiston : Is there some other place you'd rather be, Mr. Shore?

  Alan Shore : Yes. I wanna be on cable. That's where all the best work is being done.