Boston Legal (TV Series)

Tortured Souls (2005)

James Spader: Alan Shore

Quotes 

• Alan Shore : Bernie, I like Catherine Piper. I very much want her to go on living, the chances of which are lessened if she keeps your company.

  Bernard Ferrion : Go screw yourself.

  Alan Shore : What did you just say to me?

  Bernard Ferrion : You heard me. It's not like me to curse. I've, I've only said it once before in my entire life.

  Alan Shore : Undoubtedly to mother.

  Bernard Ferrion : Go screw yourself, Alan!

  Alan Shore : Now we're up to three times.