Boston Legal (TV Series)
Tortured Souls (2005)
Leslie Jordan: Bernard Ferrion
Quotes
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Catherine Piper : All I'm saying is, if you killed two people... there couldn't be a better time to turn to Jesus Christ, your savior.
Bernard Ferrion : Under normal circumstances I'd agree.
Catherine Piper : But?
Bernard Ferrion : I'm Jewish.
Catherine Piper : Bernie, there has never been a Jewish serial killer.
Bernard Ferrion : Son of Sam. David Berkowitz.
Catherine Piper : He was adopted. Genetically, he's one of ours.
Bernard Ferrion : Well, what are you saying?
Catherine Piper : I'm saying that if you're out there murdering people on some level you must want to be Christian. Would you let me take you to church?
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Alan Shore : Bernie, I like Catherine Piper. I very much want her to go on living, the chances of which are lessened if she keeps your company.
Bernard Ferrion : Go screw yourself.
Alan Shore : What did you just say to me?
Bernard Ferrion : You heard me. It's not like me to curse. I've, I've only said it once before in my entire life.
Alan Shore : Undoubtedly to mother.
Bernard Ferrion : Go screw yourself, Alan!
Alan Shore : Now we're up to three times.