Boy Meets World (TV Series)
The Uninvited (1994)
Ben Savage: Cory Matthews
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Quotes
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Cory Matthews : So you think I'm a geek?
Shawn Hunter : Of course not.
Cory Matthews : So you think I'm cool?
Shawn Hunter : Of course not.
Cory Matthews : Then what am I?
Shawn Hunter : You're Cory, I'm Shawn, just like it's always been. What else do you need to know?
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Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Don't think I forgot about you, Baboon. Don't think I forgot about last Tuesday. You sat in my chair in the cafeteria.
Cory Matthews : I'm sorry, Harley. I didn't know it was your chair.
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Hey, everybody knows that's Harley's chair. Everybody knows it's always been Harley's chair and it's always gonna be Harley's chair every year that he's a senior. Ain't that right, Frankie?
Frankie Stechino : What are you sayin'? I like my sister?
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : No, no! I'm not sayin' that. I'm just sayin' you have a very... close family.
[Frankie walks away]
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Hey, where ya goin'?
Frankie Stechino : I wanna call home.
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George Feeny : [reading a note that Cory tried to pass during class] Mr. Matthews wants to know, "is this going to be a make-up party"
Melissa : Sure Cory. You can borrow my lip gloss.
Cory Matthews : Out not up! A make-out party!
George Feeny : Ah, so it is. Mr. Matthews wants to know if this is going to be a make-out party
Shawn Hunter : Not for him.
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Cory Matthews : From what I gather, in the last three seconds, everything in the world has changed.
Shawn Hunter : What do you mean?
Cory Matthews : I'm not sure. I mean, Shawn, you're much cooler than I am. At least I *thought* you were.
Shawn Hunter : Trust me, I am.
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Cory Matthews : [shouting] I'm a geek!
[everybody turns around]
Cory Matthews : Oh, like you didn't know.
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Cory Matthews : Remember that decision thing we talked about?
Jonathan Turner : Yeah.
Cory Matthews : I kinda made the wrong one.
Jonathan Turner : Yeah, I coulda told you that.
Cory Matthews : Then why didn't you?
Jonathan Turner : Well, you don't listen in class. You gonna listen in life?
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Eric Matthews : [Cory swallows mouth wash] What, are you crazy? You swallowed that?
Cory Matthews : I'm taking no chances tonight. I want this stuff in my stomach on reserve.
Eric Matthews : Why?
Cory Matthews : Because I'm going to a make-out party. If I burp... minty fresh.
Eric Matthews : Okay, I guess if you think about it makes sense. Hey, where's my deodorant?
Cory Matthews : In my pants.
Eric Matthews : You're sick.
Cory Matthews : I'm cool.
Eric Matthews : Since when?
Cory Matthews : Since Melissa Harrington invited me to her party.
Eric Matthews : Who's Melissa Harrington?
Cory Matthews : Only the coolest girl in the 7th grade.
Eric Matthews : And you got invited?
Cory Matthews : I did.
Eric Matthews : So that makes you cool too now, right?
Cory Matthews : I believe it does.
Eric Matthews : Well, how about that? I mean, you live with somebody and you think they're gonna stay a curly-haired little runt the rest of their lives. Then you turn around and one day they're cool. Wait, come here, let me look at you. Whoa. I mean, you didn't say you were this cool, Cor.
Cory Matthews : All right, knock it off Eric.
Eric Matthews : You are so cool I'm gonna have Mom cut all the feet off your pajamas, 'cause you just may be ready, Mr... Coolio Iglesias. Huh?
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Cory Matthews : Look, you're new here, so you wouldn't know this, but I never really actually thought of myself as cool before.
Jonathan Turner : You never did?
Cory Matthews : No. So, now that people are saying I am, it kinda makes me feel good, you know.
Jonathan Turner : Well, you should feel good, Matthews. Just don't get carried away about what other people think.
Cory Matthews : Of course not. Why not?
Jonathan Turner : 'Cause that wouldn't be cool.
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Jonathan Turner : So how do you think I'm doing so far?
Cory Matthews : You teach English pretty good, and I guess that may come in handy somewhere down the line.
Jonathan Turner : Si. Es Muy Importante.
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Cory Matthews : Shawn, there's been a miracle!
Shawn Hunter : Yeah, whatever. Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late for class.
Cory Matthews : Class? We don't need no stinkin' class. Our futures are set. We are high-school gods. Come, let us repair to the gym and rejoice in our invitations.
Shawn Hunter : It's gonna be kinda hard, since I didn't get one.
Cory Matthews : What?
Shawn Hunter : I didn't get an invite. No biggie.
Cory Matthews : There's gotta be a mistake. You're the coolest guy in class. You've gotta be invited.
Shawn Hunter : Yeah, well, looks like I'm not.
Cory Matthews : I'm gonna find out what happened.
Shawn Hunter : Let it go, OK? Just let it go.
Cory Matthews : You want me to ask her?
Shawn Hunter : Yeah, would you?
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Cory Matthews : The competition is pretty thin so far. Looks like I'm the coolest guy here.
Melissa Harrington : Yeah, rub it in.
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Cory Matthews : Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'?
Ubaldo : We're practicing Spin the Bottle,
Cory Matthews : But there are no girls.
Alvin : But there might be later.
Cory Matthews : Er, guys, I don't think any girls are coming.
Ubaldo : Oh, well, we don't mind.
Alvin : We're all friends.
Simon : Yeah, we like hanging out together.
Alvin : We're very comfortable with what we are.
Ubaldo : Parties come and parties go, but you always have your friends.
Alvin : *That* is why Ubaldo is so cool.
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Cory Matthews : It's a geek party!