- Marcia Brady: [excitedly] It looks like Sam is finally going to ask her to marry him.
- Cindy Brady: That's great!
- Jan Brady: That's fantastic. How do you know?
- Cindy Brady: Did Sam say so?
- Marcia Brady: He didn't have to.
- Jan Brady: Did Alice say so?
- Marcia Brady: She didn't have to.
- Cindy Brady: Did Mom say so?
- Marcia Brady: She didn't have to either.
- Jan Brady: Then who told you they were getting married?
- Marcia Brady: [excitedly] Nobody!
- Jan Brady: That's good enough for me.
- Cindy Brady: Me too!