Harry Cheshire: Major (Judge) Ben Wiley

Quotes 

• Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : It's a good thing neither of you is Caleb Boomer.

  Buffalo Bill Jr. : Why? Did you beat him at checkers again?

  Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : The next time I beat him, it will be over the head with this

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• Buffalo Bill Jr. : Now Judge, there's nothing wrong with Mr. Boomer wanting to buy back his 80 acres.

  Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : Yeah, but there's something wrong when he comes in here with a gunfighter for a bodyguard.

• Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : Hey! Where are you two think you're goin'?

  Buffalo Bill Jr. : I just thought we'd ride out to see that your 80 acres hasn't seceded to the Confederacy.

• Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : This court finds you guilty of stealing ore samples off of my land and Caleb's land, then you tried to sell our land to American Tungsten.

  Eustace Bellamy : Instead of holding me, you should give us a percentage for finding tungsten on your place!

  Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : Well, maybe I will give you a percentage. The next 50% of your life will be spent, at the state's expense, right in the brand new penitentiary.