Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Angel (1997)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : Angel.
Angel : Hmm?
Buffy Summers : Do you snore?
Angel : I don't know. It's been a long time since anybody's been in a position to let me know.
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Buffy Summers : You read my diary? That is *not* okay. A diary is like, a person's most private place. I- You don't even know what I was writing about. "Hunk" can mean a lot of things, bad things, and-and when it said that your eyes are penetrating, I meant to write "bulging."
Angel : Buffy...
Buffy Summers : And "A" doesn't even stand for "Angel," for that matter. It-It stands for "Achmed," a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all...
Angel : Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched her from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear.
Buffy Summers : Oh.
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Buffy Summers : I invited you into my home, and then you attacked my family.
Angel : Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends... and their friends' children... For a hundred years, I offered an ugly death to everyone I met. And I did it with a song in my heart.
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Buffy Summers : Cool. Crossbow... Huh. Check out these babies... Hmm... Goodbye stakes, hello, flying fatality.
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Darla : Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?
Buffy Summers : Bad hair on top of that outfit?
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Willow Rosenberg : What about Angel?
Buffy Summers : Angel? I can just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You're in grave danger. I'll see you next month.'
Willow Rosenberg : He's not around much, it's true.
Buffy Summers : When he is around... it's like the lights dim everywhere else. You know how it's like that with some guys?
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, yeah.
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Buffy Summers : If you want Xander, you've got to speak up, girl.
Willow Rosenberg : No, no, no, no. No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms.
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Xander Harris : Ah, the post-fumigation party.
Buffy Summers : Okay, so, what's the difference between this and the pre-fumigation party?
Xander Harris : Much hardier cockroaches.
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Rupert Giles : There's mention some two hundred years ago in Ireland of-of Angelus, the one with the angelic face.
Buffy Summers : They got that right.
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Angel : I just wanted to see if you were okay... your mother.
Buffy Summers : We're both good. You?
Angel : If I can go a little while without getting shot or stabbed, I'll be all right... Look, this can't...
Buffy Summers : ...ever be anything. I know. For one thing, you're, like, two hundred and twenty-four years older than I am.
Angel : I just gotta... I gotta walk away from this.
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Buffy Summers : [to Darla] Well, you've been around since Columbus. You are bound to pile up a few exes. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes.
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Joyce Summers : Buffy, what happened?
Buffy Summers : Nothing. I saw a shadow.
