Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Conversations with Dead People (2002)

Tom Lenk: Andrew Wells

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• Jonathan Levinson : We should have stayed in Mexico.

  Andrew Wells : I didn't like it there. Everybody spoke Mexicoan.

  Jonathan Levinson : You could've learned it. You learned the entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks.

• Jonathan Levinson : No, I'm serious. I really miss it. Time goes by, and everything drops away. All the cruelty, all the pain, all the humiliation. It all washes away. I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to everyday. I miss the people who never knew I existed. I miss 'em all... I wanna talk to them, you know? I wanna find out how they're doing. I-I wanna know what's going on in their lives.

  Andrew Wells : You know what? They don't wanna talk to you. All those people you just mentioned? Not *one* of them is sitting around going, "I wonder what Jonathan's up to right now?" Not one of them cares about you.

  Jonathan Levinson : Well, I still care about them. That's why I'm here.

• Warren Meers : [as The First]  We've been over this. Now, that death thing was all part of the master plan. Come on. "If you strike me down..."

  Andrew Wells : "... I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." Of course. Do you think Willow could kill me, too?

  Warren Meers : [as The First]  Hey, don't worry. If Short Round pulls of his end of the bargain, we'll both become gods.

  Andrew Wells : "That boy is our last hope."

  Warren Meers : [as The First]  "No. There is another."

  Andrew Wells : Wait. Really? Who's our last hope?

  Warren Meers : [as The First]  No, I was just going with it. It was a thing. No, he's our last hope.

• Andrew Wells : [to Warren/The First]  You keep leaving me. I hate it when you leave me. One time you died, and I ended up a Mexican.