Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Conversations with Dead People (2002)

Jonathan M. Woodward: Holden Webster

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• Buffy Summers : I just...

  [sighs] 

  Buffy Summers : If you knew what I've done, what I've let myself become. My best friends don't even... You'd laugh if you heard some of the things I've done to them.

  Holden Webster : Buffy... I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.

• Holden Webster : I heard a lot of rumors about you back then. You were all mysterious.

  Buffy Summers : I was?

  Holden Webster : Well, you were never around. A lot of kids thought you were dating some really old guy, or that you were just heavy religious. Scott Hope said you were gay.

  Buffy Summers : What? I dated that ringworm.

  Holden Webster : He says that about every girl he breaks up with. And then last year, big surprise, he comes out.

  Buffy Summers : Men. Do I know how to pick 'em.

• Holden Webster : Oh, my God!

  Buffy Summers : Oh, your God, what?

  Holden Webster : Oh, well, you know, not my God, because I defy him and all of his works. Does he exist? Is there word on that, by the way?

  Buffy Summers : Nothing solid.

• Holden Webster : Hey, I-I don't bean to be Count Buttinsky here, but you just don't seem as thrilled. Is it because we're gonna fight?

  Buffy Summers : It's 'cause I'm gonna win.

  Holden Webster : [laughing]  Hello. Two years of Tae Kwon Do and vampire strength. I think somebody's countin' their chickens.

• Buffy Summers : You son of a bitch.

  Holden Webster : What?

  Buffy Summers : I think I'm gonna kill you just a little bit more than usual.

• Holden Webster : We're gonna have to fight to the death, aren't we?

  Buffy Summers : It's the time-honored custom.