Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Fear Itself (1999)

Seth Green: Oz

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Quotes 

• Xander Harris : Sad Buffy.

  Willow Rosenberg : She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

  Oz : She's still suffering a little post-Parker depression.

  Xander Harris : Bailing on the Buff. Does anyone else wanna smack that guy?

  [raises his hand. Willow and Oz do the same] 

• Xander Harris : People, prepare to have your spines tingled and your gooses bumped by the terrifying... Fantasia... Fantasia?

  Oz : Maybe it's 'cause of all the horrific things we've seen but, hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to.

  Xander Harris : Phantasm. It was supposed to be Phantasm. Stupid video store.

• Xander Harris : Hail, ye olde... varletty... thou.

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm-I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake... and plus, she had that close relationship with God.

  Xander Harris : [to Oz]  And you are...?

  [Oz reveals a name tag saying "GOD"] 

  Xander Harris : Of course. I wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could've been God.

  Oz : Blasphemer.

• Oz : Cowering in a closet is starting to seem like a reasonable plan.

• Willow Rosenberg : [in the Haunted House]  Ew! Ah, ah, ah! Cobweb! Okay that part was realistic.

  Oz : Frat boys aren't too obsessive with their cleaning. Might not be decoration, per se.

• Willow Rosenberg : Where's Supportive Boyfriend Guy?

  Oz : Oh, he's picking up your dry cleaning. But he told me to tell you he's afraid you're gonna get hurt.

• [first lines] 

  [Xander has carved a pumpkin] 

  Xander Harris : I don't know. Uh, I was going for ferocious-scary but it's coming out more dryly-sardonic.

  Willow Rosenberg : It does appear to be mocking you with its eye-holes.

  Oz : Yet its nose-hole seems sad and full of self-loathing.

  Xander Harris : What do you think, Buff?

  Buffy Summers : I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others... and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.

• [Oz is setting up a sound system and he tilts his head and grimaces] 

  Xander Harris : Sensing a disturbance in the force, master?

  Oz : No, left speaker's crackin' a little bit.

  [pulls out a knife] 

  Xander Harris : And you feel stabbing it's the proper solution?

• Oz : Wil, something's happening.

  Willow Rosenberg : Something good?

  [Oz is starting to turn into a werewolf] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, no. Not good.