Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Fear Itself (1999)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : [to Gachner] Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon?
Rupert Giles : Don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander Harris : Why? Can he hurt me?
Rupert Giles : No. Tt's just tacky.
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Buffy Summers : This is Gachnar?
Xander Harris : Big overture, little show.
Gachnar : I am the Dark Lord of nightmares. The bringer of Terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!
Willow Rosenberg : He... He's so cute.
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Xander Harris : Sad Buffy.
Willow Rosenberg : She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.
Oz : She's still suffering a little post-Parker depression.
Xander Harris : Bailing on the Buff. Does anyone else wanna smack that guy?
[raises his hand. Willow and Oz do the same]
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Xander Harris : People, prepare to have your spines tingled and your gooses bumped by the terrifying... Fantasia... Fantasia?
Oz : Maybe it's 'cause of all the horrific things we've seen but, hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to.
Xander Harris : Phantasm. It was supposed to be Phantasm. Stupid video store.
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Xander Harris : Hail, ye olde... varletty... thou.
Willow Rosenberg : I'm-I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake... and plus, she had that close relationship with God.
Xander Harris : [to Oz] And you are...?
[Oz reveals a name tag saying "GOD"]
Xander Harris : Of course. I wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could've been God.
Oz : Blasphemer.
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Anya : You haven't called...! Not once.
Xander Harris : You said you were over me.
Anya : And you just accepted that? I only said that because I thought that's what you wanted to hear.
Xander Harris : Well, that's the funny thing about me, I tend to hear the actual words people say and accept them at face value.
Anya : That's stupid.
Xander Harris : I accept that.
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Willow Rosenberg : I'm serious, Buffy. We don't know what we're dealing with.
Xander Harris : Okay, my turn. Does anyone hear that?
Buffy Summers : Well, as soon as we start dealing with it, I'll know what it is I'm dealing with. Do you hear something?
Xander Harris : Like I said... sounds like a hissing.
Buffy Summers : It's like a "ssss" noise?
Xander Harris : I thought the word "hissing" kind of covered that nicely.
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Buffy Summers : I'm gonna get going.
Xander Harris : [checking his watch] Now? The night's still... Well, okay, it's a little mature, but still.
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Xander Harris : [Buffy is dressed as Red Riding Hood] Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl?
Buffy Summers : Weapons.
Xander Harris : Oh.
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Xander Harris : No, it's cool. You guys got your little college thing. I'm fine. I mean, I got better things to do than tag along to some fraternity.
Willow Rosenberg : You can come.
Xander Harris : 'kay. But only because I lied about having better things to do.
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[Xander still thinks no one can see or hear him]
Xander Harris : I'd offer my opinion but you jerks aren't gonna hear it, anyway. Not that Didn't-Go-To-College Boy has anything important to say. I might as well hang out my new best friend, bleeding dummy head, for all you dorks care.
Buffy Summers : What is wrong with you?
Xander Harris : You... You heard that...? You can see me?
[Buffy nods]
Xander Harris : Good. Oh, God, good.
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Xander Harris : I wasn't scared, I was in the spirit.
Willow Rosenberg : And we back ya up on that... even if they question us separately.
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[first lines]
[Xander has carved a pumpkin]
Xander Harris : I don't know. Uh, I was going for ferocious-scary but it's coming out more dryly-sardonic.
Willow Rosenberg : It does appear to be mocking you with its eye-holes.
Oz : Yet its nose-hole seems sad and full of self-loathing.
Xander Harris : What do you think, Buff?
Buffy Summers : I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others... and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.
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[Oz is setting up a sound system and he tilts his head and grimaces]
Xander Harris : Sensing a disturbance in the force, master?
Oz : No, left speaker's crackin' a little bit.
[pulls out a knife]
Xander Harris : And you feel stabbing it's the proper solution?
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Buffy Summers : Wil, give me something.
Willow Rosenberg : Okay, uh, um, the icon's called the-the Mark of Gachnar. I-I-I think this is a-a summoning spell for something called...
Xander Harris : Gachnar?
Willow Rosenberg : Well, yes. Somehow, the-the beginning of the-the spell must have been triggered. Um, Gachnar's trying to manifest itself, to-to come into being.
Buffy Summers : How?
Willow Rosenberg : It-it feeds on fear.
Buffy Summers : Our fears are manifesting. We're feeding it. We-We need to stop.
