Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Get It Done (2003)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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• Spike : And just what brings our good principal to this neck of the gloom?

  Buffy Summers : I'm showing him our operation. Us.

  Spike : Fine by me. Big fight against evil comin' up. The more good guys we've got, the longer we'll all live.

  Principal Robin Wood : Is that what you are? A good guy?

  Spike : I haven't heard any complaints. Well, I have heard a few complaints over the years, but then I just killed whoever spoke up, and that was pretty much that.

  Buffy Summers : He's joking.

  Principal Robin Wood : No, he's not.

  Spike : No, I'm not.

• [Buffy shows Principal Wood the Summers house, Andrew storms into the room wearing an apron and oven mitts] 

  Andrew Wells : Where the hell have you been? This funnel cake is kicking my ass.

  Principal Robin Wood : Yeah, I hear they're tricky.

  Buffy Summers : Robin Wood, this is Andrew.

  Principal Robin Wood : It's a pleasure.

  Buffy Summers : Andrew is our... Actually, he's our hostage.

  Andrew Wells : I like to think of myself more as a "guestage."

  Principal Robin Wood : So, you- you hold him here against his will?

  Buffy Summers : Well, he was evil, and we had people got killed, and-and now he, bakes. It-It's a thing.

  Principal Robin Wood : Oh.

  Andrew Wells : Could we try to just keep our secret headquarters a little bit secret? Keep bringing people in, they're gonna see everything. They'll see the big board.

  Buffy Summers : Andrew, we don't have a big board.

  [Andrew fetches a white dry-erase board covered with colorful illustrations] 

  Andrew Wells : I, uh, made it myself.

  Principal Robin Wood : Oh, I wouldn't have guessed.

• Buffy Summers : I'm the Slayer. The one with the power... and The First has me using that power to dig our graves... I've been carrying you, all of you, too far, too long. Ride's over.

  Kennedy : You're out of line!

  Willow Rosenberg : No, she's not.

  Kennedy : You're gonna let her talk to you like that? Willow, she's not even the most powerful one in this room. With you here, she's not close.

  Buffy Summers : You're new here, and you're wrong., because I use the power that I have. The rest of you are just waiting for me.

  Xander Harris : Well, yeah, but only because you kinda told us to. You're our leader, Buffy, as in "follow the."

  Buffy Summers : Well, from now on, I'm your leader as in "do what I say."

  Xander Harris : Jawohl! But let's not try to forget, we're also your friends.

  Anya : I'm not.

  Buffy Summers : Then why are you here? Aside from getting rescued, what is it that you do?

  Anya : I- I provide much needed... sarcasm.

  Xander Harris : Um, that'd... kinda be my job, actually.

• [Willow walks out the back door onto the porch, arms full of weapons. She freezes when she sees Principal Wood] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, hi. Hey. Well, Buffy, I- I see that our preparation for the school pep-dance-cheer-drill contest are coming along.

  [to the potentials] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Bring it on!

  Buffy Summers : It's okay, I filled him in on everything.

  Willow Rosenberg : [sighs]  Oh, thank God! If I had to explain all these weapons, I had nothing.

  Principal Robin Wood : Buffy tells me you have been, um, oh, how shall I put it. Experimenting... with the magicks.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, yeah. Oh-Oh, nothing too heavy, though. Just the lighter, safer stuff. Uh, if Kennedy asks, her pointy stuff's right there. See you inside.

  [to Buffy] 

  Willow Rosenberg : So much cooler than Snyder.

  [leaves] 

  Principal Robin Wood : She really almost destroyed the world?

  Buffy Summers : Yep.

  Principal Robin Wood : Remind me not to make her crabby.

• Buffy Summers : You think I came all this way to get knocked up by some demon dust? I can't fight this. I know that now. You guys? You're just men...

  [rips her chains out of the ground] 

  Buffy Summers : ...just the men who did this... to her. Whoever that girl was before she was the First Slayer.

  Shadow Man #2 : [translated, subtitle]  You don't understand.

  Buffy Summers : No, you don't understand! You violated that girl, made her kill for you because you're weak, you're pathetic, and you obviously have nothing to show me!

• Buffy Summers : Force yourself to do what can't be done or else we are not an army. We're just a bunch of girls waiting to be picked off and buried.

  [Spike starts to leave] 

  Buffy Summers : Where are you going?

  Spike : Out. Since I'm neither a girl nor waiting, all this speechifying doesn't really apply to me, does it?

  Buffy Summers : Fine. Take a cell phone. That way, if I need someone to get weepy or wailed on, then I can call you.

• Dawn Summers : So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's.

  Buffy Summers : And?

  Dawn Summers : Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse.

  Buffy Summers : I didn't know that was possible.

• Buffy Summers : Don't you have any real homework?

  Dawn Summers : Oh, you mean, like, schoolwork?

  Buffy Summers : Yes.

  Dawn Summers : Well, I've got a system. It's called flunking out. No, just kidding. I'm paying someone to do my work. I'm kidding! I love to see your eyeballs change color when you think I'm gonna flunk out of...

• Buffy Summers : The Hellmouth has begun its semi-annual percolation. Usually, it blows around May.

  Principal Robin Wood : Was it like this before? I mean, it just seems to me as if things are getting bad faster than we thought.

  Buffy Summers : We're a little ahead of schedule.

• Principal Robin Wood : And now I'd like to see where you work.

  Buffy Summers : Uh, here, actually. Uh, th-this is my desk, and, uh, these are-are my pencils.

  Principal Robin Wood : No. Where you do your *other* work.

• [last lines] 

  Willow Rosenberg : It's okay, Buffy. We'll get by. We always do.

  Buffy Summers : I don't know... They showed me...

  Willow Rosenberg : Showed you what?

  Buffy Summers : That the First Slayer was right. It isn't enough.

  Willow Rosenberg : Why, Buffy? What did you see? What did they show you?

• Dawn Summers : Do you know that ancient Sumerians do not speak English?

  Buffy Summers : They're worse than the French.

• Buffy Summers : Dawn, get the Potentials upstairs and break out that emergency kit.

  Dawn Summers : What are you going to do?

  Buffy Summers : I'm declaring an emergency.

• [first lines] 

  [while checking on all the sleeping Potential Slayers, Buffy hears someone crying] 

  Buffy Summers : Chloe...? I-It is Chloe, right?

• Principal Robin Wood : I knew I signed on for somethin', bug, Buffy, I'm just a guy... granted, a cool and sexy vampire-fightin' guy, but still.

  Buffy Summers : Don't forget snappy dresser.

• Buffy Summers : It's just... The First is coming, and then look at us, the army. We've a bunch of fighters with nothing to hit, a Wicca who won't-a, and the brains of our operation wears oven mitts.

• Buffy Summers : Thanks for bringing me back... again.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, it's what I do.

• Buffy Summers : I was hard on you guys today.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, it's all right. You needed to be. Although, Twinkies and Kisses, also peachy motivational tools.