Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Get It Done (2003)
D.B. Woodside: Principal Robin Wood
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Quotes
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Spike : And just what brings our good principal to this neck of the gloom?
Buffy Summers : I'm showing him our operation. Us.
Spike : Fine by me. Big fight against evil comin' up. The more good guys we've got, the longer we'll all live.
Principal Robin Wood : Is that what you are? A good guy?
Spike : I haven't heard any complaints. Well, I have heard a few complaints over the years, but then I just killed whoever spoke up, and that was pretty much that.
Buffy Summers : He's joking.
Principal Robin Wood : No, he's not.
Spike : No, I'm not.
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Spike : But, that's the old me I'm talkin' about.
Principal Robin Wood : Why dont you tell me about that?
Spike : There's not much to tell. I've changed.
Principal Robin Wood : Oh. Now that you have a soul.
Spike : Yeah. That was a big deal. Very... private.
[to Buffy]
Spike : What, are you just telling everyone now?
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[Buffy shows Principal Wood the Summers house, Andrew storms into the room wearing an apron and oven mitts]
Andrew Wells : Where the hell have you been? This funnel cake is kicking my ass.
Principal Robin Wood : Yeah, I hear they're tricky.
Buffy Summers : Robin Wood, this is Andrew.
Principal Robin Wood : It's a pleasure.
Buffy Summers : Andrew is our... Actually, he's our hostage.
Andrew Wells : I like to think of myself more as a "guestage."
Principal Robin Wood : So, you- you hold him here against his will?
Buffy Summers : Well, he was evil, and we had people got killed, and-and now he, bakes. It-It's a thing.
Principal Robin Wood : Oh.
Andrew Wells : Could we try to just keep our secret headquarters a little bit secret? Keep bringing people in, they're gonna see everything. They'll see the big board.
Buffy Summers : Andrew, we don't have a big board.
[Andrew fetches a white dry-erase board covered with colorful illustrations]
Andrew Wells : I, uh, made it myself.
Principal Robin Wood : Oh, I wouldn't have guessed.
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[Willow walks out the back door onto the porch, arms full of weapons. She freezes when she sees Principal Wood]
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, hi. Hey. Well, Buffy, I- I see that our preparation for the school pep-dance-cheer-drill contest are coming along.
[to the potentials]
Willow Rosenberg : Bring it on!
Buffy Summers : It's okay, I filled him in on everything.
Willow Rosenberg : [sighs] Oh, thank God! If I had to explain all these weapons, I had nothing.
Principal Robin Wood : Buffy tells me you have been, um, oh, how shall I put it. Experimenting... with the magicks.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, yeah. Oh-Oh, nothing too heavy, though. Just the lighter, safer stuff. Uh, if Kennedy asks, her pointy stuff's right there. See you inside.
[to Buffy]
Willow Rosenberg : So much cooler than Snyder.
[leaves]
Principal Robin Wood : She really almost destroyed the world?
Buffy Summers : Yep.
Principal Robin Wood : Remind me not to make her crabby.
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Kennedy : You've got the magic. Use it.
Willow Rosenberg : Wh- I-I-I don't even know what magic to use.
Kennedy : Why not just try all 32 flavors? Worst thing that happens is you go brunette.
Willow Rosenberg : That's not the worst thing that can happen.
Anya : She's right. And you know we have a choice. We can risk Willow's life and the rest of our lives to get Buffy back, or we leave her out there.
Principal Robin Wood : If we play it safe back here, Buffy could stay lost.
Anya : You missed her "everyone sucks but me" speech. If she's so superior, let her find her own way back.
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Buffy Summers : The Hellmouth has begun its semi-annual percolation. Usually, it blows around May.
Principal Robin Wood : Was it like this before? I mean, it just seems to me as if things are getting bad faster than we thought.
Buffy Summers : We're a little ahead of schedule.
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Principal Robin Wood : And now I'd like to see where you work.
Buffy Summers : Uh, here, actually. Uh, th-this is my desk, and, uh, these are-are my pencils.
Principal Robin Wood : No. Where you do your *other* work.
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Principal Robin Wood : I knew I signed on for somethin', bug, Buffy, I'm just a guy... granted, a cool and sexy vampire-fightin' guy, but still.
Buffy Summers : Don't forget snappy dresser.
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Kennedy : So, what do you think? My girls ready to kick some ass or what?
Principal Robin Wood : Looking strong.
Kennedy : But?
Principal Robin Wood : Oh, I'm just not sure The First *has* an ass you can actually, you know, kick.