Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Him (2002)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : Willow, you're a gay woman... and *he* isn't.

  Willow Rosenberg : This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.

  Anya : His physical presence has a *penis*.

  Willow Rosenberg : I can work around it.

• Buffy Summers : [noticing RJ]  I think that's the guy.

  Willow Rosenberg : What guy?

  Buffy Summers : The one who, according to Dawn, is the, quote, "smartest, funniest, coolest, hottest, and having-the-thickest-boy-eyelashes boy in school," unquote.

  Xander Harris : He don't seem so tough.

  [Willow notices the girl RJ dances intimately with] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Check out the fan club.

  Xander Harris : Daddy like.

  Buffy Summers : What's that shirt made of, paint?

  Willow Rosenberg : Buff...

  Buffy Summers : Glad Dawnie can't see her precious boyfriend getting all thrusty with some slut-bag hussy...

  [the girl turns around, revealing herself to be Dawn] 

  Buffy Summers : Oh.

  Xander Harris : Oh. Oh! No! Daddy, no. I wasn't... When I was looking, I wasn't- Oh, God.

  Willow Rosenberg : Right there with ya.

• Willow Rosenberg : Yeah? Well, I have skills. I can prove my love with magic.

  Anya : Yeah, right. What are you gonna do? Use magic to make him into a girl?

  [Willow's face lights up] 

  Anya : Damn.

• Anya : Well, you're gonna have to do better than that. I'd kill for him.

  Willow : You'd kill for a chocolate bar.

• Xander Harris : I'm just sayin', once you get back the soul, doesn't that mean you start, like, picking up your own wet towels off the floor?

  Willow Rosenberg : No, but maybe you start to feel really bad about leaving them there.

• Willow Rosenberg : Damn love spell. I have tried every anti-love spell spell I can find.

  Anya : Even if you found the right one, guy would probably just do an anti-anti-love spell spell... spell.

• [last lines] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Hey, Anya, you never told us what you "can't believe you almost".

  Anya : "Almost" who now?

  Willow Rosenberg : No. You can't be the only not-embarrassed one. What did you do?

  Anya : Uh... I, uh, wrote a poem... an *epic* poem, comparing him to a-a daisy, and a tower and a lake.

  Radio Announcer : And now the latest on Sunnydale's late-night bandit who is still at large. A masked thief held up a number of...

  [Anya quick shuts the radio off] 

  Anya : Okay. Great. Ice cream. My treat?