Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Him (2002)

Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : Willow, you're a gay woman... and *he* isn't.

  Willow Rosenberg : This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.

  Anya : His physical presence has a *penis*.

  Willow Rosenberg : I can work around it.

• Willow Rosenberg : Yeah? Well, I have skills. I can prove my love with magic.

  Anya : Yeah, right. What are you gonna do? Use magic to make him into a girl?

  [Willow's face lights up] 

  Anya : Damn.

• Anya : Well, you're gonna have to do better than that. I'd kill for him.

  Willow : You'd kill for a chocolate bar.

• Anya : Well, I-I guess you guys could use my help. W-Willow's not very good with the practical strategizing... except when she's evil.

• Willow Rosenberg : Damn love spell. I have tried every anti-love spell spell I can find.

  Anya : Even if you found the right one, guy would probably just do an anti-anti-love spell spell... spell.

• [last lines] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Hey, Anya, you never told us what you "can't believe you almost".

  Anya : "Almost" who now?

  Willow Rosenberg : No. You can't be the only not-embarrassed one. What did you do?

  Anya : Uh... I, uh, wrote a poem... an *epic* poem, comparing him to a-a daisy, and a tower and a lake.

  Radio Announcer : And now the latest on Sunnydale's late-night bandit who is still at large. A masked thief held up a number of...

  [Anya quick shuts the radio off] 

  Anya : Okay. Great. Ice cream. My treat?

• Anya : Look I don't need anyone's help... Or, okay, clearly I do, but I don't *want* to need anyone's help, so... stop helping.