Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Real Me (2000)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : Giles, are you sure about this?

  Rupert Giles : Why wouldn't I be?

  Buffy Summers : Well, aside from the fact that most magic shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer, have you ever run a store before?

  Rupert Giles : I was a librarian for years. This is exactly the same, except people pay for the things they never return. It'll give me focus, help increase my resources, and it'll prevent you lot from trampling all over my flat at all hours. There may even be some space for you to train in the back.

  Buffy Summers : Boy, you've really thought this through. How bored *were* you last year?

  Rupert Giles : I watched "Passions" with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

• Buffy Summers : We're going to the Magic Shop. No school supplies there.

  Dawn Summers : Yeah, Mom. I'm not going to Hogwarts.

  [chuckles] 

  Dawn Summers : [Buffy stares at her blankly] 

  Dawn Summers : Huh...? Jeez. Crack a book sometime.

• Rupert Giles : I'm just not used to this automatic transmission. I... I loathe this just sitting here, not contributing. No, no, no, no. It's not working out.

  Buffy Summers : Giles, are you breaking up with your car?

  Rupert Giles : Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty.

  Buffy Summers : Little two-door tramp.

• Dawn Summers : T-Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you.

  [Cyrus pokes Dawn with his finger, then a cross-bow bolt kills him] 

  Buffy Summers : Can't say she didn't warn him.

• Buffy Summers : You are going to be in so much trouble when we get home!

  Dawn Summers : Yeah, well, I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me.

  Buffy Summers : Fine. I'll just tell her that you ran out of the house in the middle of the night, that you got Anya hurt, invited a vampire in, got kidnapped...

• Riley Finn : Morning, Mrs. Summers. You look great.

  Joyce Summers : Oh, thank you, Riley.

  [leaves] 

  Buffy Summers : Suck-up.

  Riley Finn : What? it's a nice outfit.

  Buffy Summers : Mm-hmm.

  Riley Finn : Besides, "I'm here to violate your firstborn" never goes over with parents. I'm not sure why.

• Buffy Summers : Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad, you suck.

• Willow Rosenberg : Drama is just Tuesday and Thursday afternoons. You can blow off training Tuesday and Thursday afternoons, can't you?

  Buffy Summers : What happened to "people gotta respect a work ethic"?

  Willow Rosenberg : Other people, not me. There's a whole "best friend loophole."

• Riley Finn : Okay, well, we'll hook up later.

  Buffy Summers : Are you mad at me?

  Riley Finn : Oh, no, not at all. I'm plotting your death, but in a happy way.

• Joyce Summers : I have to be at the pre-show reception in half an hour. Who's gonna watch Dawn?

  Dawn Summers : [from other room]  I don't need anyone to watch me!

  Joyce Summers , Buffy Summers : Yes, you do!