Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Real Me (2000)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Anya : Crap. Look at this. Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children and more cash than I can reasonably manage.

  Xander Harris : That means you're winning.

  Anya : Really?

  Xander Harris : Yes. Cash equals good.

  Anya : Ooh! I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?

• [Xander about to baby-sit Dawn] 

  Joyce Summers : Dawn, be good.

  Xander Harris : Oh, we will. We're just gonna play with matches, run with scissors, and take candy from some guy. I don't know his name.

• Xander Harris : [to Dawn, holding a pizza]  Check this out, they put cheese on round bread. It's gonna be big.

• Riley Finn : So you want your mother to give you space to be a Slayer *and* shield you from it at the same time.

  Xander Harris : Thank you, Logic Boy. Did I mention this is a rant? Sense really has no place in it.