Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

This Year's Girl (2000)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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• Willow : Don't worry. We're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagey slut-bomb walking around going, "Ooh, check me out. I'm wicked cool. I'm five by five."

  Tara : Five by five? Five what by five what?

  Willow : See, that's the thing. No one knows.

• [discussing an eviscerated demon they found in the woods] 

  Buffy : I've never seen anything like that.

  Xander : And I can go a long healthy stretch without seeing anything like that again.

  Willow : It had to be Adam who killed it, but why?

  Buffy : He's studying biology. Human, demon, whatever he can get his hands on and tear apart.

  Willow : Learning what makes things work.

  Xander : I really don't wanna be around for the final exam.

  Buffy : It's not coming to that. The Initiative created this thing, and they can't stop it. But we will.

  Xander : Question. Will hiding in a cabin with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

  Buffy : No.

  Xander : [to Willow]  Told you.

• Willow : Yeah, we were pretty worried about you there for awhile, mister.

  Riley : Me too. Hey, look, I know my behavior was pretty out there.

  Willow : Forget it. Tell you what. You two crazy kids take down an unstoppable killer cyber-demon hybrid thingy and, uh, we'll call it all even.

• Willow : Thanks for coming with. Hunting for a psychopathic super-bitch is definitely in the above and beyond category.

  Tara : It's okay, really. So, um, what do we do if we find her?

  Willow : Run. Flee. Maybe skedaddle. We're not here to engage. This is strictly recon.

  [Tara giggles] 

  Willow : What?

  Tara : You said recon. You're, like, Cool Monster Fighter.

• Buffy : [on phone]  Thank you. I'll let you know.

  [hangs up] 

  Giles : What is it?

  Buffy : It's Faith... She's awake... She beat someone up, took her clothing and disappeared out of the hospital. No one knows where she is.

  Xander : I'd say this qualifies for a worse timing ever award.

  Willow : What do we do?

  Giles : Well, we have to find her.

  Willow : What about Adam?

  Xander : I'd hate to see the pursuit of a homicidal lunatic get in the way of pursuing a homicidal lunatic.

  Buffy : Well, Faith's not exactly Low-Profile Girl. I'll patrol and wait for her to make a move.

  Giles : And then what?

  Willow : Oh, I have an idea. Beat the crap out of her.

  [grins] 

  Xander : Good plan.

  Buffy : Good on paper, but we still have a decision to make... Do we hand her over to the cops? They wouldn't know what to do with a Slayer even if they knew we existed.

  Willow : What about the Council?

  Xander : Been there, tried that. Not unlike smothering a forest fire with napalm, as I recall.

  Giles : Well, the Initiative, they do have, uh, containment facilities.

  Xander : One word. Evil.

  Buffy : There's no way around it. Faith is back and, whether I like it or not, she's my responsibility.

  Willow : Yeah. Too bad. That was the funnest coma ever.

  Buffy : We have no idea where she is. We don't know what she's thinking, what she's feeling.

  Xander : Who she's doing.

  Buffy : She could be terrified. Maybe she doesn't even remember. Or-Or maybe she does and-and she's sorry and she's alone, hiding somewhere?

  Giles : Well, uh, perhaps there's some form of, uh, rehabilitation we just haven't thought about.

  Willow : And if not, ass-kicking makes a solid Plan "B."

  Buffy : I'm not gonna rule it out. First thing, we need to find her. Then we can take it from there.

  Riley : Who's Faith?

• Buffy : Just get the blaster working. That's all the strength I need.

  Willow : Are you sure?

  Buffy : Why, because ray guns aren't in the Slayer Handbook? Wil, you haven't seen this Adam thing. He-He's the Terminator without the bashful charm.

• Buffy Summers : Riley... I'm not leaving him down there with the people that created this thing. I don't care how many guns they have, I'm going in. Okay... Wil, I need you to hack into the security mainframe and buy me a 10-minute shutdown of operation systems.

  Willow Rosenberg : That could be...

  Buffy Summers : Tricky, not impossible. If you can't do it on-line, then use magic. Xander, any gear you've been saving for a rainy day I want you to give to me.

  Xander Harris : You want stealthy stuff?

  Buffy Summers : No, we tried sneaking in. This time I'm gonna use force. I figure I'll go in through the elevator shaft and use the cable as tow lines, then blast open the facility doors and find the infirmary.

  Riley Finn : [suddenly in the room]  Am I really worth all that?

• [Xander is examining an Initiative taser rifle] 

  Xander : So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn't look that complicated.

  Buffy : So can you repair it?

  Xander : Sure. Just as soon as I get my Master's degree in advanced starship technology.

  Willow : Well, why don't we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens.

  Giles : Uh, well, I'd like to veto that.

  Xander : Second. It's called a blaster, Wil. A word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the orgasminator, I'd be the first to try your basic button-press approach.

• Willow Rosenberg : Any luck?

  Buffy Summers : Couldn't find her. Don't know exactly where to place that in the luck continuum.

• Tara Maclay : So, um, we recon till nightfall?

  Willow Rosenberg : Then the ritual hiding begins.