CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)
Iced (2005)
Eric Szmanda: CSI Greg Sanders
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Quotes
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Greg Sanders : Hey Grissom, when you went to college did you live in the dorms?
Gil Grissom : Surely, you jest.
[Sara laughs]
Sara Sidle : You know they say a BA is worth a million dollars of extra income over your life.
Gil Grissom : Yeah but the present value of college tuition is about the same amount.
Greg Sanders : So you're saying college isn't worth the expense?
Gil Grissom : I guess it depends on what you learn.
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Gil Grissom : [Grissom, Greg, and Sara investigate the death of two lovers] "For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo."
Greg Sanders : Found a condom wrapper.
Gil Grissom : So much for safe sex.
[Sara looks disturbed]
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Greg Sanders : Ah, a sex journal. Lists of girls, dates and sexual activies.
Sara Sidle : Boys and their conquests.
Greg Sanders : I've never even heard of some of these.
Sara Sidle : [Surprised] Really?
Greg Sanders : Never mind.
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Greg Sanders : I found this toilet behind my apartment complex. It's volunteered for an experiment.
Sara Sidle : It's moving.
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Sara Sidle : [after a toilet explodes in a college dorm] Well, there's got to be some logical explanation.
Greg Sanders : Well, if dorm food is as bad as I can remember, we should consider explosive diarrhea.
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Sara Sidle : I'll drive.
Greg Sanders : You always do.