CSI: Miami (TV Series)

Golden Parachute (2002)

Rory Cochrane: CSI Detective Tim 'Speed' Speedle

Quotes 

• Jim Tigerfish : What the hell is this?

  Tim Speedle : That's a warrant to search the premises.

  Jim Tigerfish : For what?

  Tim Speedle : For items looted from an air crash site. What'd you think, you were going to sell them on eBay?

• Megan Donner : Nice thing about hair, it grows at an even rate, about a half an inch a month.

  Tim Speedle : Gives us a nice time line.

  Megan Donner : Yeah, she'd been using antidepressants for the past year, Prozac and Zoloft, six months ago she smoked some pot.

  Tim Speedle : And they say blondes have more fun.

• Eric Delko : [about Megan]  What does she think? She can just waltz in here after six months of being gone and just take over?

  Tim Speedle : You know, you're an ass.

  Eric Delko : What did I say?

  Tim Speedle : She lost her husband! What did they give her, two weeks off? She needed a little bit of time, big deal.

  Eric Delko : Man, I didn't know.

  Tim Speedle : Yeah, well, there's a lot you don't know.

• Tim Speedle : Then why don't you go get them?

  [the black boxes] 

  Eric Delko : Why don't you?

  Tim Speedle : [Looks in the tub and sees the alligators]  ... They're just babies.

  Eric Delko : What are you waiting for? Let's go.

  Tim Speedle : On three. One... Two... Three!

  [Both reach in and grab a box with a yell. Burst out laughing] 

• Tim Speedle : [talking to two witnesses]  Fishing, my ass. Did you see the size of that rifle in their boat? .30-06. They were poaching gators.

  Megan Donner : There are panthers out in the Glades. How do you know the rifle's not for protection? How do you know they didn't borrow the boat? Owner left his rifle inside.

  Tim Speedle : I trust my gut. It seems pretty obvious.

  Megan Donner : You sound just like Horatio. The problem with the obvious, Tim, is that it can make you overlook the evidence.

• Tim Speedle : OK, so black boxes, I understand that they're really orange.