CSI: NY (TV Series)

Tanglewood (2005)

Carmine Giovinazzo: Danny Messer

Quotes 

• Danny Messer : [identifying a victim's gang tattoo for Mac]  It's a fugazi. It's fake. I mean, this ink might be real, but there's no way this is a Tanglewood Boy. There's no in date. You see right here? The real tattoo would have an in date, which is the day you join, and have an out date, which is the day you leave legitimately. Which, by the way, rarely happens. This kid's definitely a wannabe.

• Aiden Burn : [at a massage parlor/"rub a tug" establishment]  Come on! Act like you haven't been to a place like this before.

  Danny Messer : You kidding me? I got girlfriends for that, why would I pay?

  Aiden Burn : Yeah, all right. You're payin' one way or the other, trust me.

• Danny Messer : [at a massage parlor, illuminating semen-stained towels in a hamper]  This is Chernobyl.

• Danny Messer : [pacing around the floor while Mac is working with the DNA machine]  Steady... steady is uh... good... great!