- Danny Messer: [after finding out the panic room he's locked in won't open] You're telling me this spaceship doesn't open up again until tomorrow morning?
- Danny Messer: [after using glue and a coffee pot to check a knife for fingerprints] Think I've seen this on an episode of The Flintstones.
- Detective Stella Bonasera: How does somebody get inside of a locked vault with only one door?
- Danny Messer: If Houdini were alive, we'd have our killer.
- Detective Stella Bonasera: That's it? No butler?
- Det. Don Flack: No.
- Detective Stella Bonasera: Too bad. I though we could wrap up that one quick.
- Det. Don Flack: What?
- Detective Stella Bonasera: In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
- Det. Don Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.
- Det. Lindsay Monroe: [after searching a pit filled with lubricant for evidence] Funny how a little lube speeds up the processing.
- Dr.Tommy Pino: [giving Danny directions over the phone how to get a corpse's temperature to determine time of death] Now plant it in the endzone and put some points on the board.
- Det. Don Flack: Makin' progress.
- Danny Messer: [from inside locked panic room] Yeah, crime stopper, run to Ray's grab me a slice, extra pepperoni, alright. Bring it back, just fold it up, slide it right through huh.
- Det. Don Flack: That's no way to treat good pizza, Messer.
- [walks over to Stella]
- Det. Don Flack: I checked out Hagler and Dr. Penn, alibis check out.
- [Stella's laptop begins scanning evidence]
- Det. Don Flack: Whatya got there?
- Detective Stella Bonasera: Surfactant and Hypochlorite.
- Det. Don Flack: And for those of us with just a high school diploma?
- Detective Stella Bonasera: Uh soap and bleach. Laundry detergent.
- [after Danny gets locked in a small panic room]
- Detective Stella Bonasera: I'm gonna start processing out here.
- Danny Messer: Great... I'll be in here!