- Campers: #Go-cart races sing this song, do-da, do-da. / Go-cart races sing this song, oh-doo-da-day. / Oh-a-do-da-day. / Oh-a-do-da-day. / Da-day. / Go-cart races sing this song, oh-do-da...
- Scoutmaster Lumpus: Will you can it with the singing?
- Lazlo: But you said you're the greatest snake hunter in the world!
- Patsy Smiles: I lied!
- Lazlo: But what about ninjutsu? Kung fu? Bok choy?
- Patsy Smiles: Lied, lied, lied!
- Lazlo: What about the time you beat up a snake with its own brass knuckles?
- Patsy Smiles: What part of 'I lied' do you not understand?