Cannon (TV Series)

Devil's Playground (1972)

Martin Sheen: Jerry Warton

Quotes 

• Frank Cannon : Jerry, do you know the old saying 'Why is it that everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening?'

  [Jerry jumps in at the last two words, said in unison. The two chuckle] 

  Jerry Warton : or fattening?

  [said in unison with the end of Cannon's question; the two chuckle] 

• Jerry Warton : Look, I hope I'm not barging in on you. I mean...

  [pause] 

  Jerry Warton : ... you don't have anything going?

  [Implying, does Cannon has a female in the other room with whom he's about to get intimate?] 

  Frank Cannon : Yeah, I've got something going -- a lousy omelette.

  [laughs] 

  Frank Cannon : .

• Jerry Warton : Look, I hope I'm not barging in on you. I mean...

  [pause] 

  Jerry Warton : ... you don't have anything going?

  [Implying, does Cannon have a female in the other room with whom he's about to get intimate?] 

  Frank Cannon : Yeah, I've got something going -- a lousy omelette.

  [laughs] 

  Frank Cannon : .